I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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