There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize