I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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