your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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