im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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