what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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