and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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