doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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