the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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