You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
