Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize