We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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