somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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