If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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