Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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