I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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