theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
third nipple confirmed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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