then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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