i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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