69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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