why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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