So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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