Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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