She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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