somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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