Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i've created a new STD.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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