why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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