Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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