U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
