Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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