gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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