I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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