People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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