Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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