Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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