I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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