I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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