I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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