Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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