How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She bit a glass in half.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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