Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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