There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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