Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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