If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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