i permit you to call me
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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