; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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