I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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