After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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