You work out of a Hotel?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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