i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize