Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
