Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize