I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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