oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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