the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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