what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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